In celebration of the first anniversary of the launch of this blog I just have to share these strangest spam and click-through items of 2012.
While we’re at it, here’s a shout-out for Graeme’s technological evisceration of “The Dumbest Spam Ever“.
Earthing sheets – This first one makes the list, not just for the bizarre product, but also because ‘cheerful I discovered this’ 😉
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Kitty with lightning – on January 16th. Definitely the strangest search term this year. In fact, there is a match in my blog – it leads you to the post 2011 Funniest Clicks-and-searches – the lightning shock zone and tufte kitten kill are both on that top-ten list.
Obsessed with vaults and safes, much? By the middle of March 2012, a bank vault image is in the top-twenty articles of the week. I guess my SEO habits are too good, if people are coming here to click on just the picture. And no, that link does NOT take you to the picture any longer. Come here for the content, please!
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London gropes for meaning. This February 21st comment – possibly the first sign of attempted contact from an alien race – was added to On Errors and Redemption. After a word-salad it dissolves into a slurry of links to EU-based rank-boosting sites. I like how the suggestive verbs are peppered throughout the City biz-babble – just so that it matches more queries:
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